Archive for June, 2010

Childhood – complete.

June 30, 2010

Seven-year-old me is giggling with excitement.
Twenty-four-year-old me is also giggling with excitement, but mainly marveling at how my TV survived the past two days without being thrown out the window.



What if?

June 29, 2010


June 25, 2010

I don’t remember the exact parameters of this game, but Shayne told me that we should have a contest to see which of us rode our bikes more.

Yesterday I racked up 2km to his 3.5km.

Today?  I think that I’ve done about 50km.  Shayne?  How much’d you do?

[23:35] Shayne: 50?
[23:36] rozie: yeah
[23:36] Shayne: today?
[23:36] rozie: yeah
[23:36] Shayne: …
[23:36] Shayne: where?
[23:37] rozie: fernwood -> ymca -> thetis lake -> fernwood = ~30
fernwood -> soho computers -> estevan village -> fernwood = ~15
round trip to work = ~5
[23:37] Shayne: thetis?
[23:37] Shayne: when?
[23:37] rozie: this morning after rep reebok
[23:37] Shayne: we need an intervention
[23:37] Shayne: you’re fucking sick

Stupid giant pizza

June 19, 2010

Rozie bought me groceries when she lived here:

  • 3 bananas (aka “a snack”)
  • 2 apples
  • milk
  • juice
  • yogurt
  • a pizza

so pretty much everything I’d buy, but in a much smaller quantity. I just made the pizza. Problem: it needed to go on a tray, and mine wasn’t big enough…

Solution – the same as cooking with the Foreman: if it doesn’t fit…


Good news / bad news

June 10, 2010

Good news: one of Shayne’s weird ass neighbours has a pet handicapped pigeon.  There’s hope for your rabbit yet!

Bad news: Shayne’s lobby caught fire.  At 3am.  And it was cold for the hour and change I had to wait outside to be allowed back in.

The lobby the next day

Is this thing still on?

June 4, 2010

In case I can’t actually post this comic and it turns into a goatse link…  *click*