Childhood – complete.

Seven-year-old me is giggling with excitement.
Twenty-four-year-old me is also giggling with excitement, but mainly marveling at how my TV survived the past two days without being thrown out the window.

~Shayne

What if?

bikebikebike

I don’t remember the exact parameters of this game, but Shayne told me that we should have a contest to see which of us rode our bikes more.

Yesterday I racked up 2km to his 3.5km.

Today?  I think that I’ve done about 50km.  Shayne?  How much’d you do?

[23:35] Shayne: 50?
[23:36] rozie: yeah
[23:36] Shayne: today?
[23:36] rozie: yeah
[23:36] Shayne: …
[23:36] Shayne: where?
[23:37] rozie: fernwood -> ymca -> thetis lake -> fernwood = ~30
fernwood -> soho computers -> estevan village -> fernwood = ~15
round trip to work = ~5
[23:37] Shayne: thetis?
[23:37] Shayne: when?
[23:37] rozie: this morning after rep reebok
[23:37] Shayne: we need an intervention
[23:37] Shayne: you’re fucking sick

Stupid giant pizza

Rozie bought me groceries when she lived here:

• 3 bananas (aka “a snack”)
• 2 apples
• milk
• juice
• yogurt
• a pizza

so pretty much everything I’d buy, but in a much smaller quantity. I just made the pizza. Problem: it needed to go on a tray, and mine wasn’t big enough…

Solution – the same as cooking with the Foreman: if it doesn’t fit…

~Shayne

Good news / bad news

Good news: one of Shayne’s weird ass neighbours has a pet handicapped pigeon.  There’s hope for your rabbit yet!

Bad news: Shayne’s lobby caught fire.  At 3am.  And it was cold for the hour and change I had to wait outside to be allowed back in.

Is this thing still on?

In case I can’t actually post this comic and it turns into a goatse link…  *click*