Archive for October, 2010

I got a new hoody

October 31, 2010

Jealous, Shayne?

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Best Opening Sentence Ever

October 28, 2010

I…it’s…

You know what? I’m not even going to attempt to set this up. It’s simply brilliant.

Wow. I’m even willing to overlook the missing comma after “centuries”…it’s that great.

Seriously, just read the first seven words again: “For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough…”

They could have stopped there and I’d be buying whatever they’re selling. The fact that they followed through with it into full-out, over-the-top absurdity…beautiful.

~Shayne

Archives

October 25, 2010

Today Rozie and I were talking about BFC pictures. While I was looking at the gallery this one made me laugh.

Costume search WTF

October 17, 2010

Didn’t see that coming…

~Shayne

SERIOUSLY?

October 14, 2010

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN OLD MAN LEAFBLOWING THE STREET AT 8:30AM?!

Yesterday, someone was using A FUCKING JACKHAMMER at this time. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

HE’S STILL LEAFBLOWING…WHY?! LET THE LEAVES END THEIR SIMPLE LIVES IN PEACE YOU CRAZY OLD MAN!

All I want for my birthday is a sniper rifle to mount on my balcony. Maybe I’ll ask the crazy guy next door…he probably has a few…

~Shayne

Chilean Miner Rescue.

October 13, 2010


Chilean officials call in Italian experts for the rescue effort.
-Tyson

I like it when people out-nerd me

October 12, 2010

And now for one that might take you a sec before you groan…

 

I decided to make my own version on that theme:

~Shayne

BFC theme song?

October 7, 2010

Baby Monkey Riding Backwards on a Pig!

October 6, 2010

I’m going on my 13th time watching this in a row. I dare you not to think this is cute and have this song stuck in your head all day.

-Tyson

Random thought

October 4, 2010

Brushing my teeth isn’t entertaining. I found a way to revitalize my routine, though. I switched from Crest to Colgate.

Sometimes the cure for boredom is simply a change of paste.

~Shayne