the joys of fake marriage in the digital age

rozie says:
oh yeah your dad and mom texted me last night

Shaynebow says:
I heard
*shaking head*
they called before work

rozie says:
to tell you they texted me?

Shaynebow says:
they were asking about if I had the 27th off to go see Santana with her
but mentioned it

rozie says:
that’s nice. they’re like “here’s a text to show you we like you more than shayne.”

i was all “wtf that’s effing awesome.”

Shaynebow says:
congrats on being a bad influence on your m-i-l
hahahahahaha

rozie says:
she’s brave to do her navel. i’ve tried it like three times and it never works

Shaynebow says:
I actually thought she had that already…I remember her getting it done like 10 years ago
*shrugs*
apparently she took it out at some point
if she gets her lip done, we might need a divorce…for her sake

rozie says:
why? it’s a good look!

Shaynebow says:
SHE’S FIFTY
STOP CORRUPTING MY MOM

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4 Responses to “the joys of fake marriage in the digital age”

  1. Lynn Says:

    I was actually thinking of my eye brow next and then lip. What do you think Rozie?

  2. championsofbreakfast Says:

    Nah, I think that it’s time to jump forward to a motorcycle, tattoo or exotic pet.

    (Yes, if Shayne moves back in that counts as an exotic pet.)

  3. championsofbreakfast Says:

    I agree.
    Like a llama…or an emu.
    ~Shayne

  4. Tyson Elder Says:

    But not a green emu that’s cruel.

    Yeah, it’s time to buy a motorcycle, and for Cotton to get a picture of Shayne tattooed on his arm.

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