Except given my lengthy residence in Gay Bay they should relabel the waterfront strip of “Gay Bay” something like “senior land.”
ETA: holy crap. This is one weird use of Google Maps.
Except given my lengthy residence in Gay Bay they should relabel the waterfront strip of “Gay Bay” something like “senior land.”
ETA: holy crap. This is one weird use of Google Maps.
I don’t care about “Haters Gonna Hate” poses or creepy medals…I might need to start running with Kat or something just so I can put this song to good use.
There are 13 songs on the new Mutemath album, Odd Soul. This is song number eight. I haven’t made it to the final five songs. This one is already the 33rd-most-played song on my iTunes, which doesn’t include my first few listens (on my iPod).
As with all Mutemath songs, headphones are highly recommended to get the most from the song.
~Shayne
Scene: right after an epic back-and-forth Monopoly game…
Tracy: How do you ALWAYS win?! We’re ROLLING DICE!
Me: We could probably find some community service where you can play against retarded kids or something…
Tracy: I’d rather play against a retarded monkey.
Me: You just did…and lost.
~Shayne
Tracy was over the other night and got hungry…
Her: Do you have cereal?
Me: Yup.
Her: Do you have milk?
Me: What’s the date?
…at which point I burst out laughing because most people a) don’t have to find out the date before confirming that, yes, they have usable milk and b) don’t have the expiry date of said milk memorized.
~Shayne
PS – Apparently I had milk 🙂
The site is called “Arthur Recreates Scenes From Classic Movies“.
Simple/boring premise… until you learn that Arthur is a baby.
Bud: Go.
~Shayne
So I’m thinking if time travel gets invented we should totally spend the day at Action Park. Good idea, yes?
I bought some Krazy Glue earlier today so I could fix a pair of headphones. As I was finishing the gluing process, I read the warnings on the back of the package, which included:
Eyelid bonding: see a doctor
Immediate thought: if not only are you dumb enough to superglue your eye shut, but you actually need to be told to GO SEE A DOCTOR AFTER SUPERGLUING YOUR EYE SHUT, you probably shouldn’t be allowed to use the product in the first place.
…
Not thirty seconds later, I had two fingers superglued together.