What kind of an idiOH SHIT!

I bought some Krazy Glue earlier today so I could fix a pair of headphones. As I was finishing the gluing process, I read the warnings on the back of the package, which included:

Eyelid bonding: see a doctor

Immediate thought: if not only are you dumb enough to superglue your eye shut, but you actually need to be told to GO SEE A DOCTOR AFTER SUPERGLUING YOUR EYE SHUT, you probably shouldn’t be allowed to use the product in the first place.

Not thirty seconds later, I had two fingers superglued together.


4 Responses to “What kind of an idiOH SHIT!”

  1. championsofbreakfast Says:

    Here’s how reading this post went.

    1: read the title, realize it’s Shayne.

    2: get 4.5 words in and realize Shayne bought Crazy Glue. He’s obvs glued some body part together.

    3: see the first word on the second line is “headphones” and realize that either he’s glued his headphone into his ear or his fingers together.

    4: disappointment when the punchline was fingers, not headphones to ear/fingers.

    Love you, fake fiancee.

  2. championsofbreakfast Says:

    Rozie – you basically described EXACTLY the response I expected/was looking for. I figured this was the most “nope, don’t have to sign off this one” post possible.

  3. Tyson Elder Says:

    Phone rings…”Tyson I need you to drive me to the hospital.”
    “What did you do now?”

    This is why Cotton buys me beer for babysitting.

  4. championsofbreakfast Says:

    Tyson: this is why I moved across the country.

    See you in December, Cotton & GirlShayne!

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