Kat = winning

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Summer 2013

I know in the past there has been a lot of talk of us all going on vacation somewhere warm like Cuba, but tonight I came up with a brilliant idea. Kat can vouch for that.

Here’s my idea. 

A week on a boat with friends drinking. Plus some of these boats have waterslides, hot tubs, and fireplaces.

Shayne and I both have plenty of experience with boats, and as Kat pointed out we won’t be the first group to sink one.

I mean what could go wrong? 

Relay of pain

While out dodging flies and bees biking today, Kat and I hatched a brilliant plan for a relay triathlon:

Swim: Shayne
Bike: Kat
Run: Tyson

I’m pretty sure Rozie would fly out here just to watch that. I’m also pretty sure we could make some money off it from people willing to pay to see it happen.

Why I Don’t Do Marathons

I’d like to congratulate Kat for completing the inaugural Mandatory Sex Change Marathon. (S)he is truly an inspiration to us all.

I’m also pretty sure I can imagine her reaction to me laughing at this…

~Shayne